Saddamski by Amnesia[Denmark]
U Z [ - - A L R B M D - AB - THE FUNNIEST THINGS COME OUT OF YOUR BRAIN WHEN YOU ARE STONED... READ THE FOLLOWING TEXT BY ZENOX FOR A LITTLE DEMONSTRATION, AND CATCH THE CLUE AFTERWARDS...: THIS DEMO'S THEME IS A BIT OLD, BUT WHAT THE HECK, IF YOU KNOW US WELL ENOUGH, IT WON'T SURPRISE YOU THAT IT TOOK US A COUPLE OF MONTHS FROM GETTING THIS IDEA TO THE RELEASE OF IT. ANYWAY, THE DEMO IS STILL FUNNY (AT LEAST TO US!) WE'RE NOT THE FASTEST TO MAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE, BUT WHO WANT'S TO SIT INFRONT OF THEIR COMPUTER ALL DAY, JUST TO PUBLISH DEMOS ON A SCENE LIKE THIS 64-MADNESS, WHICH IS GETTING MORE AND MORE STUPID EVERY DAY..? OH YEAH, ALL THE NEWCOMERS WANT TO! BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT THEM? OH YEAH, OTHER NEWCOMERS DO! AND BEFORE YOU KNOW ANYTHING OF IT, THOSE ASSES HAVE CREATED A NEWCOMER-SCENE, INVADED BY LITTLE KIDS, WHO HAVE JUST DISCOVERED THAT IN THE BEGINNING IT IS FUN TO WRITE DISPARAGING THINGS ABOUT GROUPS, THEY DON'T REALLY KNOW MUCH ABOUT. TAKE X-FACTOR AS AN EXAMPLE: THEY THINK THEY HAVE SOME KIND OF AUTHORITY TO JUDGE WHICH DEMO YOU MAY AND MAY NOT VOTE FOR AT A DEMO-COMPETITION... "YOU MAY VOTE FOR THE ORDINARY GROUPS, WHO HAVE MADE 3 MORE SPRITES IN A MULTIPLEX THAN THE LAST, AND HAVE MADE 128 FULL SCREEN D.Y.C.P.'S - 8 MORE THAN SOME OTHER GROUP. BUT YOU MAY NOT VOTE FOR THE GROUP WHICH HAVE MADE THAT DISGUSTING DEMO THERE! GOD DAMNED! HOW DARE STARION MAKE SUCH A DEMO!? WHAT A SCANDAL! AND HOW DARE BONZAI VOTE FOR IT WHEN THEY KNOW THAT IT IS IMMORAL TO DO SUCH A THING? WE MUST WRITE ABOUT THAT IN OUR NEXT COOOOOOOL NOTE (IN A RANGE OF 100'S)" .... AND SO THEY DO - AND FORGET THAT WE WON'T LET NO CRAP LIKE THAT GO THROUGH OUR MINDS WITHOUT CAUSING AGGRESSION! SO FUCK YOU VERY MUCH, X-FACTOR, FOR YOU HAVE PROVED TO US THAT IT STILL IS NECCESARY TO CALL UP ASSHOLES LIKE YOU AND TELL YOU WHERE YOU CAN STICK UP YOUR RUBBISH! WE ENJOY ALL THE REACTIONS THERE HAVE BEEN ON OUR PARTY-DEMO, WHETHER THEY ARE POSITIVE OR NEGATIVE, AND WE ALSO ENJOY TO SLAG OFF CHRISTIAN ASSHOLES FROM JUTLAND, WHO CAN'T TOLERATE OUR DEMOS. NOW I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE, COZ I HAVE TO GO AND GIVE MY CAT IT'S DAILY ORGASM... #H E I L# FUCK GOD, FUCK X-FACTOR, AND FUCK YOU! THIS IS THE DISEASE SITTING IN FRONT OF ZENOX'S KEYBOARD.I'M TOTALLY SOILED WITH SEMEN AND URINE..(OR IS IT JUST MY IMAGINATION(OR WISHFULL THINKING)) BUT ANYWAY I WANT TO SAY THANKS TO EVERYBODY WHO THINKS THAT OUR MUCH DEBATET PARTY-DEMO WAS COOL.WELL, I WONDER WHEN WE WILL SEE A PARTY THAT IS TOTALLY SATISFACTORY, I.O.W.: NOT FILLED WITH LAMERS TELLING EVERYBODY WHAT THEY CAN AND WHAT THEY CAN'T!!! BY THE WAY WATCH OUT FOR MY NEXT PICTURE IN STARIONS NEXT DEMO, IF YOU GOT A SICK MIND YOU'RE GONNA LOOOOVVE THIS ONE!!!!(AND I DO HOPE THAT AT LEAST SOMEBODY IN X-FACTOR GETS OFFENDED) BUT I DO NOT WANT TO WRITE MORE SHIT NOW, -IT MIGHT GET EMBARRASING- , SO EXFACTOR: GO FUCK YOURSELF AND DO TRY TO DISAPPEAR UP YOUR OWN ASSHOLES. SEE YA!!!!! #H E I L# THEN I WILL TAKE OVER AGAIN, AND I AM ZENOX. LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT HOW DISEASE AND I SPEND OUR SPARE TIME... WE MADE A LITTLE COMPETITION ABOUT WHICH ONE OF US COULD PRODUCE THE MOST FUNNY THING ON THE TOILET AND THEN SHOW IT TO THE OTHERS BY BRINGING IT TO THE ROOM... AND SO DISEASE TOOK A HALF-LITRE COKE-BOTTLE TO THE TOILET, FILLED IT WITH SOME YELLOW FLUID (WONDER WHAT THAT CAN BE!), AND LEFT IT STANDING ON A TABLE IN MY ROOM. HE SAID: "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS?", AND THERE WAS NO DOUBT... WELL, I HAD TO BEAT THAT, SO I WENT TO THE TOILET. THERE, I MADE SOME SHIT (IT WAS QUITE HARD FOR ME, COZ I SHOULDN'T), I WIPED MY ASS AND BROUGHT THE USED TOILET-PAPER TO THE OTHERS, ASKING: "CAN YOU GUESS WHAT THIS IS THEN?" ... OF COURSE, EVERYBODY COULD. SOME DAYS LATER, DISEASE WENT TO THE TOILET, AS IF NOTHING WAS GOING TO HAPPEN. HE TOOK A NEWSPAPER (DEN BLAA AVIS) AND SAID HE WANTED TO READ IT WHILE HE WAS GIVING BIRTH TO A NIGGER. A FEW MINUTES LATER, HE WAS BACK. WITH HIM HE HAD THE NEWSPAPER - AND SOMETHING ELSE... A MEGA-SHIT INSIDE! WHAT A NICE SMELL! AND WHAT A LAUGH! HE WAS JUMPING AROUND IN THE ROOM SAYING: "I'M UNBEATABLE! THIS IS THE WORST THING, THERE CAN BE DONE"... AND ALL OF US AGREED... BUT LATER THAT EVENING I HAD TO GO TO THE TOILET, BECAUSE I HAD TOO MUCH SHIT IN MY ASS... WHILE I WAS SHITTING, I GOT AN IDEA HOW TO BEAT DISEASE'S CONTRIBUTION. I WASN'T HORNY OR ANYTHING, SO ACTUALLY IT TOOK QUITE SOME TIME TO GET THE SPERM OUT OF MY DICK. BUT I SUCCEEDED, AND I'M STILL UNBEATED! SO IF YOU HAVE ANY GOOD SUGGESTIONS TO HOW YOU WOULD BEAT THE LAST ONE, THEN LET US KNOW... AND NOW FOR ALL THE CREDITS-FREAKS (IF THERE ARE ANY): CODING AND MUSIC-SAMPLING BY PASSION. SADDAM-PICTURE BY DISEASE. THIS CHARSET BY ZENOX. AND NOW... RESTARTING! -